Arrggh, ain't it bloody typical - the only version** that does NOT look like crap is this heavily cut "deutsche Fassung;" knowing how strict German censorship was (is), I'm not at all surprised that stuff like the following simply had to go:

And I'd even understand the excision of incomprehensible (to a German viewer) "spinning newspaper" shots:

But getting rid of perfectly good scenes with the "knusprige" Uschi Glass...

That's. Just. Sick! :-D